I have to give a 15 minute presentation on Edmund Spenser and The Shepheardes Calender on Monday for early modern British Lit, and I’ve been working on my paper for about 3 hours. I just keep clenching my fists and stomping my feet and wanting to cry over HOW FEW SHITS I GIVE ABOUT ANY OF THIS. It’s so so so so so so so boring. Ugh ugh ugh. Hissy fitting.

Tomorrow I am going to be very, very productive so this weekend I can celebrate momma’s birthday properly. With my family and perhaps a wine spritzer. Usually everyone drinks but me, then I get high later and maybe a few others partake. But I’d like to get drunk sometime this weekend. Friday we’re going out to eat and Saturday mom’s making a fucking turkey. Such a mom thing- making your own birthday dinner. Saturday is probably best because having a hangover ain’t so bad on Sunday, the most melancholy of all days anyway.

Last weekend I spent Saturday running errands with my dad. We haven’t done that together in a long time. We went to Best Buy to get a new TV. Originally we wanted 55 inches. Then it was 60, but oh they only have one 60 inch and not even in stock. So my dad and I look at each other and then look at the curve TV we’re standing next to and it only took me about 30 seconds to convince him it was worth it. So we got the 65 inch. Honestly we didn’t even know if it would fit on the wall in the gameroom where previously we had a 42 inch. We decided to take it home ourselves. It wasn’t that heavy. I did everything after that except for lift it and mount it. Very simple installation. The worst part was having to remove and screw the wall mount back in. Socket wrenches are cool.

I had a doctor’s appointment on Friday, and my blood pressure was 98/63. School is very stressful, but I am chill as fuck, dude.

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my fave lil demon

my fave lil demon

nickkroll:

Me and my friend @markduplass who helped me more than anyone make the movie #adultbeginners premiering right now at #tiff!!!

nickkroll:

Me and my friend @markduplass who helped me more than anyone make the movie #adultbeginners premiering right now at #tiff!!!

Y’all need anything from Amazon??

split screen between my fantasy roster and the Texans game on the 65” curve

split screen between my fantasy roster and the Texans game on the 65” curve

It only took me 2 minutes to convince my dad we need a 60-inch TV for football season.

My older sister and my dad have been at the dining room table talking about geology for 4 hours. I’m a little jealous. I don’t feel jealous, but I wish I had something like that in common with my dad. I think he finds me boring lol.

Ain’t never been nowhere they change oil witchu in da driver’s seat.

Ain’t never been nowhere they change oil witchu in da driver’s seat.

perpetualtoska:

I LOVE when these two get fired up!

Seriously they’re so Of Mice and Men.

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Just one of those nights where it feels really good to be me.

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