my real housewife frankenstein fantasy dream girl

glanville’s body

takeman’s face

vanderpump’s house

rovsek’s husband

radziwill’s style

developing a serious crush on my british lit teacher 

so even though thomas more sux, i’m attending his symposium next week

“Digital Humanism and Its Discontents: Technical Communication as a
Bridge between Academic Cultures”


addicted to watching prank compilations on youtube

Hayden - Bad as They Seem


Someone who’ll make me laugh

Someone to be my better half

Keep me warm under the sack

Share with me my midnight snack

Charles got me rebloggin’ my favorite Hayden.

(Source: lnthefade)

Growing Up in Therapy

Never in a million years did I think I’d like reading anything written by Lena Dunham. But alas, I do. 

Happy to be home but revved up thinking about how much writing and reading I will do this semester and every semester for the rest of my life. I don’t even have words for how good today was. Like it wasn’t one of those goods where you fall in love with someone at first sight then fuck for 12 hours on a pile of chocolate croissants. It was good in a grander way. Good, like I’ve taken the first step toward the rest of my life.

Really fucking good.

The whole fucking point of headphones is to make listening to music a solitary experience. If I can hear the music you’re listening to through your headphones, I wanna punch you for sure.


I struggle with this hardship on a daily basis.

the fuck is with teachers who won’t look you in the eyes and instead stare at the wall right behind you…..????

First day of school. Mom woke me up 45 minutes before my alarm went off. Am I an adult? Idk. I’ll have to ask around.

Excited for the usual first day stuff. I love a nice, thick syllabus.

Feeling a large variety of emotions. Mostly just can’t wait to get home tonight feeling worn out and happy and like I’m where I need to be for the first time in a long time.

Livin’ the dream, folks!

uhhhhh wtf is with invited guests filming people’s wedding vows….? stop

i need the whole beyonce performance now now now now now

Had a dream last night that I sucked off a girl’s clit, and when I spit it out, it looked like a walnut. So that’s the head space I’m in.

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